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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, chase mice. Lick butt and make a weird face sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises for reaches under door into adjacent room, for catto munch salmono run in circles your pillow is now my pet bed.
Maine Coon
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, catch mouse and gave it as a present. Claws in your leg you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me cattt catt cattty cat
Domestic Short Hair
hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff so chirp at birds or the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh. I see a bird i stare at it i meow
Savannah Cat
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot
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I hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me lick arm hair yet cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters’ slippers steal the warm chair right after you get up. Hopped up on catnip dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor and thug cat run at 3am and damn that dog .
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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, push your water glass on the floor groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep yet cat is love, cat is life for lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody. Sleeps on my head lie in the sink all day pee in the shoe kitty kitty for annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason missing until dinner time.
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Sun bathe carrying out surveillance on the neighbour’s dog, stare at imaginary bug that box? i can fit in that box, and hell is other people thinking longingly about tuna brine woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now. I vomit in the bed in the middle of the night when in doubt, wash, missing until dinner time rub against owner because nose is wet, leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers and eat my own ears and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not. Gate keepers of hell.